No... we are the ones who love you! Buy a shirt and for just a few doll hairs more, we'll throw in a bunch more swag to adorn the refrigerator in your garage.

• 1 Beautifully designed and screen printed at Half Hazard Press in Bloomington, Illinois.
    - Premium quality Bella+Canvas blended shirts. (sizes run slightly smaller than expected)
    - Choose between two designs:
        - Black shirt with Blue artwork.
        - Charcoal shirt with Orange artwork.
• 2 Vinyl Stickers
    - Zippo
    - Cock O'The Walk
• 1 Premium Black Koozie - Old Smoke Band